Mushrooms!

Few statements about mushrooms:

• I love mushrooms!
• I've decided to spend the money I used to spend on meat, to buy my favourite 香菇.
• I used to love chestnut mushrooms, but, dinner with chestnut mushrooms only was a torture.
• My vegetarian meal tasted horrible until I bought 香菇.
• I told SH that by June I can plant mushrooms in my room due to long-time-no-clean.
• Few hours later I realised there were actually mushrooms growing in my long-time-no-wash bowl in my room!
• And PK said they were funghi!
• And I said it approximates mushrooms. I don't know bio so if it's approximately the same then it's the same.
• And PK asked, in math you don't put approximately the same Same as same right?
• And I said, approximately the same can be same with same.
• So, SH said, bio vs math = half dead = same.

Ok this actually has nothing to do with mushrooms.